friend: you dropped something
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
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maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
me driving -
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MERYL STREEP READING AN OATMEAL RECIPE “SEXILY” AND A TRAFFIC REPORT WHILE “GIVING LABOR” IS LITERALLY ALL IVE WANTED FROM LIFE AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT UNTIL ELLEN DEGENERES MADE HER DO IT THANK GOD
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING THIS IS NO EXAGGERATION.
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
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