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monetizeyourcat:

rnegafauna:

weloveshortvideos:

Goat beatbox

i’ve watched this like 17 times

who beatboxes at a goat

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megafreeman:

senorpacman:

can you read it?????????????????

You should work on voice acting in EA for Sims 4

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hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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thanks

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spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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me driving -

423,059 plays

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tyleroakley:

emmilions:

MERYL STREEP READING AN OATMEAL RECIPE “SEXILY” AND A TRAFFIC REPORT WHILE “GIVING LABOR” IS LITERALLY ALL IVE WANTED FROM LIFE AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT UNTIL ELLEN DEGENERES MADE HER DO IT THANK GOD

SHE CAN DO ANYTHING THIS IS NO EXAGGERATION.

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artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

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